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spring is coming gotta shave those legs *takes out the lawnmower from the shed*
(Source: annyablokova)

(Source: miki777)
idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

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At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.
This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California
or that your penis reaches all the way to California
there are two kinds of people in this world
coolest thing
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a haiku by jay gatsby
old sport old sport old
sport old sport old sport old sport
old sport old sport old
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
I keep looking for my mom around the house.
Why am I lying on the stairs
(Source: vergilminaj)